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1. (Harry Potter) (9324↑, 1799↓)
A series of books that most people haven't read but don't hesitate to critcize, anyways. Often mistaken as books that are "just for kids", when the truth is they curse more than my older brother, are dark and depressing, but at the same time funny and lighthearted.

Dude: Harry Potter's gay. Friend: Is that supposed to be an INSULT?\!?\!?\!

2. (Harry Potter) (7612↑, 1384↓)
Well written books. All of you who think it sucks are obviously [illiterate].

kid 1:omGAH\! i so coo i dun read no hurry pota\! kid 2:no, your just a dumbass.

3. (Harry Potter) (6204↑, 1036↓)
Best book series and movie series ever\! J.K. Rowling is a genius for creating the story and I personally would like to thank her for bringing joy to my life with the books and movies.

Loser: You're going to pay $30 for a stupid book?? Healthy Obsessed Me: Thats funny, I thought you just called my pride and joy stupid. Ya know what else is funny? My foot in your ass\!

4. (Harry Potter) (5871↑, 789↓)
A reporter for Australia's Network Ten (no joke).

"...Harry Potter, Ten news".

5. (Harry Potter) (4030↑, 557↓)
A seven-book series by author J.K Rowling about 'The Boy Who Lived'. HP is well-written and shouldn't be compared to Lord of the Rings being they are not even in the same category.

The fifth and latest Harry Potter book, Order of the Phoenix, sold over 5 million copies the day it came out.

6. (Harry Potter) (3525↑, 714↓)
A series of books that are highly criticized by illiterate and utterly STUPID morons. No, Harry Potter is not a rip-off of LOTR. I'm reading LOTR now and they are different books.

Wow. I didn't know that stupidity exsisted at the level of the people who diss the books.

7. (Harry Potter) (3162↑, 1094↓)
Actually, a really good series of books by J.K. Rowling. Although Lord of the Rings is entirely original, and very good, it's no good for young kids because of the slower-moving plot. Harry Potter is better for younger people. The five books out now are: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix There are two more books left to come.

My cousin is obsessed with Harry Potter, she actually makes out with his picture \>gag\<

8. (harry potter) (1139↑, 197↓)
A series of books that often get compared to Lord of The Rings or Lemony Snicket's, Series of Unfortunate Events but really are nothing like the two. Many people love to critisize the books even if they have never attempted to read them before.

Kid 1: Wow Harry Potter is so fucking stupid\! Lord of The Rings is so much better\! Kid 2: Have you ever read any of the books? Kid 1: No.

9. (Harry potter) (1261↑, 423↓)
THE BEST FREAKING BOOK EVER\!\!\!......... Harry potter- The son of the late Lily and James potter who sacrificed themselves for thier son. He currently lives with his Uncle and Aunt who hate the majick world, he is the only one who ever lived through the avada kedavra (sorry if mispelled) curse. His godfather was sirius black but sadly he dies. At the end of the greatest series of books in the world on Harry or Voldemort has to die... (hope voldie dies\!\!)

The boy who lived through the avada kedavra curse

10. (Harry Potter) (877↑, 100↓)
A bestselling fantasy book and film series written by English author J.K. Rowling. Originally intended to be a children's book series. However, the intelligent and whimsical world of a boy who's miserable life suddenly transforms around him into an epic journey through a fantastic world of wizards, witches and mystical creatures, where every aspect (regardless of how small) is magical, has attained the incredibly rare achievement of accessibility to readers of any age. The central story follows Harry Potter as he attends the wizarding school Hogwarts, located outside of Hogsmeade, Scotland. The stories revolve around Harry's interaction and exploration of a world parallel to our own, filled with magical foods, vehicles, monsters and sports. The story's primary challenge and danger, lies in the return of a powerful, old enemy who had destroyed Harry's immediate family. Leaving him marked by a scar on his forehead. Each of the seven books in the series represents a single "year" at Hogwarts. Each containing an episodic challenge that is to be overcome, whilst maintaining a coherent plot which encompasses the entirety of the series. Every book also features the three main protagonists coping with the gradual changes of puberty and social responsibility, as their eyes are opened to the, often times, harsh world around them. Every book also reveals more about the world itself, including traditions, other schools and life outside of school. Pivotal are his relationships with these two friends: Hermione Granger (A know it all bookworm) and Ronald Weasley (Harry's earnest, faithful best friend) Like most of the characters in the series, both Ron and Hermione gradually evolve past these initial stereotypes into rich characters and change drastically as they become adults. All an all, a very enjoyable book series that becomes increasingly darker and deeper as one progresses through the series. Very rarely does an author create a world that is really cool AND that the reader would actually want to live in and be part of.

Harry Potter is a very fun and enjoyable series. Don't be quick to judge, as you may miss something truly great.

11. (Harry Potter) (626↑, 200↓)
A series of very good books by J.K. Rowling, which has inrigued the world. The five titles are as follows: Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Two more Harry Potter titles are to be released in the near future. The next title: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is due out on July 16th 2005 Harry Potter, son of the late Lily and James Potter and arch-enemy of the dark Lord Voldemort along with his best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry. Harry Potter has come across many obstacles in his life such as escaping death from Lord Voldemort leaving nothing but a scar on his forehead the shape of a lightning bolt.

Very good books I must say and no comparison to the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

12. (Harry Potter) (399↑, 109↓)
Harry Potter is a book about a boy who realizes he is a wizard. He is abused the first ten years of his life buy his aunt and uncle who hate magic and his cousin. He ends up going to a magical school called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He meets his two new best friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. Together the three friends are in constant battle in each year they attend Hogwarts. A lot of the things that they do they should be expelled for but they are helping to save the wizarding world from an evil wizard named Lord Voldemort. (He is the reason Harry ended up at his aunt and uncles because Voldemort killed Harry's parents.) Eventually Voldemort does succeed in coming back and for a year no one believes Harry that he is back and he is ridiculed along with his Headmaster Dumbledore who is telling Harry's story to the public. Eventually people realize Harry is right. We won't know any more until the next two books come out. So far there is only five. Seven will be written. Most people who hear of Harry Potter automatically assume that the book is awful. They don't even give the series a chance. There are also idiots who think the series who turn children into devil worshippers. News flash people: It is just a story, there are worse books out there.

Harry Potter sucks. Have you read the books No but I saw the movies and thought it was childish Read the books it might change your opinion No thanks I have better things to do with my life Right because you can't seem to give the series a change just like other people. Yup (True story, my friend only believes in logic)

13. (harry potter) (480↑, 219↓)
best freakin fantasy character eva\!

dont be dissing harry potter

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a famous wizard in the wizarding world who survived the most powerful wizard, Voldemort's attack on him, and has a thunderbolt-shaped scar across his forehead, and wears glasses, and has jet black-hair.

the boy who lived

15. (Harry Potter) (202↑, 66↓)
A seven-part series by J.K. Rowling, which documents the eponymous hero's years at the magical (fictional) Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The plot is largely focused on Harry's pursuit of and encounters with Lord Voldemort, the evil sorcerer who murdered Harry's parents and attempted to murder Harry himself. The series was so popular that the New York Times created a separate bestsellers list for children's books, although many Harry Potter fans consider this an insult to the content and literary maturity of the series. Six of the seven books in the series have been published: 1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, 1998 ('Philosopher's Stone' in Britain) 2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999 3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azakaban, 1999 4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000 5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, 2003 6. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, 2005

I love Harry Potter\!

16. (harry potter) (195↑, 86↓)
A series of books originally aimed at children and young adults that has become steadily more popular before being massacred by Chris Coumbus, Steve Kloves (die) and their team of monkeys. Long series short; 10 year old orphan Harry discovers he's a wizard with the help of a big (really big) hairy bloke, and soon begins his education at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Much wackiness ensues, and he finds himself face to face with the baddie who killed his parents. See also - "Barry Trotter and The Shameless Parody". For some reason, people always find the need to compare the Potter series to [Lord of The Rings]. Why? They're too very different series, and besides, Potter is much better.

1: Who is this Harry Potter fellow? 2: Pfft. You retarded Muggle.

17. (Harry Potter) (201↑, 98↓)
A series of books that I think personally are interesting enough, but the people who go out of their way to hate harry potter and the people who are freakishly obsessed, are much more interesting. in fact, if it wasnt for these groups of people, it would not have a deffiniton on this site

person1: harry potter is so cool\!\! i love him\!\! person2: harry potter is a fucking dickhead i hate him\!\!\!\! person3: why are we talking about harry potter?

18. (Harry Potter) (106↑, 26↓)
A series of 7 books, very well written and very good, some don't think so. "It curses, blah blah blah\!" Well, it is. Harry Potter is awesome and a bestseller, until not-even-very-good book Twilight vampire love story knockoff Mr. Hot Sparkels took the shelves. Harry Potter is awesome. JUST ADMIT IT\! The author is amazing, the discriptions are vivid, the plot is very original and the characters are well-developed. worth reading, HP ROX\!\!\!\!

Twilight Fangirl 1: OMG OMG OMG EDWARD IS SOOOOOOO HOT IT'S A GREAT BOOK OMG\! Sane Harry Potter fan: get over yourself. Go read some REAL literature. Like Harry Potter. Twilight Fangirl 2: Why? Edward is so hot. Sane HP Fan: So? Harry's magic. Twilight Fangirl 1: EDWARD\! Sane HP Fan: I give up.

19. (Harry Potter) (109↑, 44↓)
1. A series of books by JK (Joanne Kathleen) Rowling, and widely regarded as the most popular book series in the world. Originally written for children, the series is now read by adults and children alike, and indeed in the UK two editions are published for each book: the 'Children's Edition' and the 'Adults' Edition'; the only difference between the two is the more 'mature' cover on the latter, to make adults less self-conscious reading a children's book. There are currently six main sequence books available in the series, which are, in reading order: [Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone] (renamed Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone in the US) [Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets] [Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban] [Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire] [Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix] [Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince] The seventh and final book has at the time of writing not been released or named, and is expected around Summer 2007. 2. The protagonist in the aforementioned series, a boy raised by [Muggle]s but actually of wizarding parentage, who is sent to study at [Hogwarts] School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and discovers numerous dark secrets about his past throughout the course of the books. His character evolves significantly through the course of the books, from an innocent but abused young boy with no knowledge of the wizarding world (circa Book 1) to a rebellious teenager who is far more comfortable in the wizarding world than out of it (circa Book 3) to a depressed teenager with the weight of a horrible fate laid upon him (circa Book 5) to a wilful, strong person (although known to exhibit [Spiderman Syndrome]), determined to face what fate has placed against him (circa Book 6)

(1) Harry Potter book six broke the record for first-day book sales - a record previously held by book five. (2) Harry Potter has become a powerful wizard, and stands a good chance of defeating Lord Voldemort.

20. (Harry Potter) (83↑, 30↓)
A seven part series of hugely successful British novels written by Joanne Rowling. (More popularly known as J.K. Rowling) While each successive books release has received high critical praise the series still maintains popular criticism from a subsect of fantasy readers. This subsect criticizes the popularity of the series as having stolen premises and plots from other, older fantasy series. Most claims of plagiarism in Harry Potter are generally groundless and unjustified, as many successful plot elements have been reused for thousands of years or more. Part One: Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone (UK) Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone (US) Part Two: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Part Three: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Part Four: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Part Five: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Part Six: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Part Seven: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows The series basic plot involves following a child who grew up parentless at the hands of his aunt and uncle into a world of literal magic and wonder that allows him to escape from the torture he faces at the hands of his cruel relatives. The mythology of Harry Potter follows the same basic story outline that many other contemporary and past examples of successful writing follow. The Heroes Journey is the basic outline for the Entire Harry Potter Series, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, (the original trilogy and episodes I, II, and III are each their own 'Heroes Journey') and King Arthur, among others. The Heroes Journey begins with your not-so-likely hero (whether it is an orphan, a hobbit, a squire, or a moisture farmer from a desert planet in the outer rim of the galaxy) who is elevated to a higher status when some new, fantastic element is given to them. The fantastic element varies depending on the main premises of each story, but it is generally ability or some kind of 'magic' item. (A 'magic sword' is a metaphor for great change in both King Arthur and Star Wars) After the hero enters the world that is unknown to most normal people, a central challenge or villain emerges. While there may be small deviations that prove as challenges along the way to the goal, the main quest remains at the finish line of the Heroes Journey. A perfect example of a miniature Heroes Journey can be found in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.' Harry competes in a magical tournament in which he must go through three different trials that each prove his worth as a wizard. Inevitably, at the end of the third trial (the final steps of the Heroes Journey) he is faced with the villain throughout the entire showdown. Harry is unable to defeat the villain at this point but does manage to (barely) escape and return to safety. This is where the fourth book's miniature example of a Heroes Journey ends, as an actual Heroes Journey cannot end in the hero merely escaping from the villain, as the evil still exists in the world. Along the way, the Hero meets a mentor who teaches them all about the new magic that they recently acquired, and usually gives them subtle insight on the world and more importantly, how to defeat the villain. Then, sadly, the mentor (the word comes from the name of the helpful servant of Odysseus in the Odyssey, -arguably the worlds first heroes journey) has to die to give the hero the chance to understand that they have indeed learned from the mentor, and the hero is then free to complete the task of defeating the villain -or dying heroically in the process. The series has also been reiterated in film versions of the books. The films have recieved mixed reviews and arguably poor quality contrary to the universally critically high reviews of the books.

Harry Potter is arguably the worlds most popular series of books

21. (Harry Potter) (153↑, 108↓)
v. transitive, to [stab] another in the [dick] with a [broom]

Ron's unwelcome advances (and his outrageous priapism) were deflated with a decisive Harry Potter when Hermione finally lost her patience.

22. (Harry Potter) (55↑, 20↓)
Verb: To inflict injury upon one's self resulting in a large Harry Potter-like wound in the middle of one's forehead.

"Hey Eric, why do you have a band-aid on your forehead?" Eric: "Dude, I fuckin Harry Pottered myself\!\!"

23. (harry potter) (65↑, 31↓)
One of the most amazing phenomenons I have ever, and probably ever will, encounter(ed) in my lifetime. Harry Potter is not only a book or a series, or even just a fictional character. It's so much more then that to so many people. Harry Potter is one of the reason some of our generation today are literate, and know the difference between your & you're. It's also the only book that I wouldn't mind giving up the internet in order to READ & FINISH it. Not many books can do that. There are a total of seven books and there are no future plans to write any more. Harry Potter is one of the most well-written books I have ever read in my life. The imagination in it is amazing, and the plots keep you reading. It has unexpected twists. Reading the books in order, you'll see that there were the tiniest little hints as to what would happen later on in a different book. And strangely enough, I love them for that. When you read something like that, your eyes widen and you go "Oh my god\!\!\!" because when you first started this book before reading the others, it seemed like just an unnecessary point. Harry Potter has also been made into movies. Amazingly enough, none of them have been completely butchered. They get the grasp pretty well I would say. Anyway, this was really long. Harry Potter is just amazing. I recommend it to everyone, of ALL ages.

Harry Potter\! Hairy Pothead\! Parry Hotter\! HARRY POTTAH\! I wish I had JK Rowling's imagination. Le sigh.

Author: the pantz youz in http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/2579392
24. (harry potter) (97↑, 63↓)
-The neutral side- A series of books. Currently 6 books, with the newest being titled: "Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince." The premise is that wizards and witches (and mythical creatures) exist, but are hidden from normal society. Centres around the boy for which the series is named, and his enterprises at a wizarding school. -The Good Side- This series is highly inventive, and just what the fantasy genre has needed to dig itself out of a slight rut it's been in for a decade or so. The author, (J.K. Rowling,) has been able to let Harry grow with his readers, with the first book being whimsical and light-hearted, and each succeeding novel become darker and darker, or more mature, whatever one's particular viewpoint is. Another talent that Rowling posesses is the ability to still keep an air of innocence and that same whimsy of the 1st book, with the darker, outer layer of her more recent works. -The Bad side- As with many series, there is one group who can make a mockery of said series. One group who always tarnishes the goodstanding and innocence of said series. In this case, this group may be divided into two distinct, but similar sub-species. The Fangirl. - This is the keening, 15-year-old who partners the two amle protagnoists into gay love-affairs. This wouldn't be so bad, not bad at all, (in my opinion, I've got nothing against homosexuals,) if these pairings weren't of them pouding eachother's asses. The ages of these two people are 16. Or 15, as the new book (as of this post's publishing,) has been out for less than two weeks. They also write the fan-fiction where they themselves for some reason or another are a student at the Wizardry academy, and are somehow romantically entwined with the main character. Through these people, I have lost all faith in mankind. The [wapanese] fangirl - Ah, this one. Perhaps worse than the former, this sub-species of fan-girl uses all the homoerotic pairings of their more common cousin, but use the annoying catch-phrases of "[yaoi]" and "[kawaii]". As you're more than likely sure, this sub-species jointly connects the wapanese and the fangirls, as obviously stated in the aboe heading. Not only do these ones write fan-fictions, but they also indulge in the homoeroticism of said fiction in comic or [manga] style. Someone's got a little trouble telling fantasy from reality... -My Opinion- Feel free to skip over this part. No matter how much the "Bad Side" makes it sound, I'm not some christian, white-bread soccer mom out to get gays and people who like anime. I'm just some guy who got fed up.. Anyway. What do I think of the series? If you liked the Lord of The Rings, go for it. The two are distinct, but they'll warm your heart in the same way. Although, again, this is personal opinion, I enjoyed LOTR better than I have enjoyed reading thsi series, but it was a close match.

"Hey, the new Harry Potter's out. I should go get a copy...but then there's the lines...eh, I'll just wait a few days for it to die down."

25. (Harry Potter) (52↑, 22↓)
The best book series ever written. Better than Twilight, Inheritance, and even Lord of the Rings

Me: I like how JK Rowling puts depth into her characters and storyline, it just all fits together nicely. Some random girl: OMG Edward is so HOTTTTTT \<3 \<3 I LUV HIM\!\!\!\!1\!\!1\! Me: Umm, you go read your [Twilight] books, I'm going back inside to read Harry Potter one more time...

26. (Harry Potter) (73↑, 47↓)
A series of novels written by J. K. Rowling, later turned into movies. The series is based on a boy who realizes that he is a famous wizard who survived a murder attempt from a dark sorcerer named Voldemort (also known as You-Know-Who, main villian), while his parents died. On his eleventh birthday he is sent to Hogwarts, a school of witchcraft and wizardry to experience adventures that he will never soon forget. Excellent books, for young or old.

1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chambers of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix, and Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. The six current books in chronological order. 2. Harry Potter is the best book of all time\!

27. (Harry Potter) (65↑, 39↓)
Harry Potter is a boy that was marked at birth by Voldemort, which tried to murder little Harry as a child and failed. Though, he did end up killing Harry's parents leaving Harry alone with his evil Aunt, Uncle and Cousin. Then he finds that he is a wizard from this big cool guy named Hagrid. Then he goes to this school for magic folk every year, ending up in wacky mishaps with his two best friends Ron and Hermione. That's not all, he has to kill Voldemort because of this prophecy made by this old sheer that teaches at his school because if he don't terrible things could happen....now it's up to Harry to save the wizarding world.

Harry Potter is fucking awesome...yo.

28. (Harry Potter) (46↑, 20↓)
One of the most amazing works of art ever written. The series is by J.K. Rowling. A very complex, dark, and brilliant series, despite idiots saying it is 1. "gay" 2. "retarded" 3. "just for kids" 4. "A low level" Even though they have most likely never read it. Movies DO NOT count.

If you think Harry Potter is one of the first two things on thhe numbered list, then you have not read it. If you think it is one of the laast two, then you have not read it, or you have not read it carefully enough at all.

29. (Harry Potter) (53↑, 28↓)
1. A well-written series of books by author J.K. Rowling which are, in fact, quite easy to become obsessively absorbed in. 2. A young wizard with obviously round glasses and a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead, put there by [He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named] on his first birthday. Also has unruly black hair and green eyes. 3. See [brilliance].

1. "I just finished reading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban for the 15th time\!" 2. "Stop impersonating Harry Potter, Vicky."

30. (Harry Potter) (31↑, 9↓)
An excellently written series of seven books from the author J.K. Rowling, following the journey of Harry Potter and his two best friends [Ron Weasley] and [Hermione Granger]. Most often criticized by people who consider them "childish". However, these books contain substance (unlike many other fantasy novels for children and teens. *cough* Twilight *cough*) and they have an excellent plot that keeps the readers entertained and enthralled. This series should be considered the most influential series to hit bookshelves in the past 20 years.

"Harry Potter has not only opened out minds to the true value of kindness, it has taught us that friendship and love will always prevail"

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31. (Harry Potter) (26↑, 5↓)
The best freaking book and movie series ever. It tells the story of Harry Potter "the boy who lived" and his life at Hogwarts School for Witch Craft and Wizardry. He is also the main threat to the villain Voldemort. As of October 2009 there are 7 books ad 6 movies. The book was written by JK Rowling and the movie stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson as Harry, Ron and Hermionie. The series is only criticized and hated by illiterate morons with nothing better to do.

Moron: Yo that Harry Potter is so dumb\!\! Intelligent Kid: Have you even read the books? Moron: No.... Intelligent Kid: Yeah okay then....

32. (harry potter) (76↑, 57↓)
THE BEST book known to man kind and is often shot down from stupid illiterate dumb \@$$es that haven't even bothered reading more than the first sentence in the first book

cool person: holy crap, did you read the latest harry potter book?\! IT WAS AMAZING stupid person: harry potter is stupid cool person: *slaps* stupid person: what was that for? cool person: don't you EVER diss harry potter again\!

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33. (Harry Potter) (73↑, 54↓)
The best book ever written in the history of the world. If you don't like it, you have serious problems. And you should be killed. "Or worse, expelled". A book that contained me to my room for 2 solid weeks.

*3am* Mum: "GO TO SLEEP\!" I: "I'm reading Harry Potter, I can't." Mum: "Oh ok then." *Mum goes to bed and reads Harry Potter*

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34. (Harry Potter) (41↑, 24↓)
A series of books, written entirely by J.K. Rowling, that plots a boy named Harry who was orphaned when his parents were killed by Voldemort. The first book, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, starts off as Harry finds out how his parents were killed and his first year into Hogwarts. Each of the 7 books is another year and adventure into Hogwarts with Harry and his 2 best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. The series is also being made into movies. Actor Daniel Radcliffe plays Harry, Emma Watson plays Hermione Granger, and Rupert Grint plays Ron. This book is one of the best wizard/fantasy books ever made on the planet. ;D

"Have you read the newest Harry Potter book lately?" exclaimed Lizzie. "No, instead I just watch the movies," said Daniel. "But the movies aren't as good as the books\!" Lizzie explained.

35. (Harry Potter) (23↑, 7↓)
1) In my opinion, the best series of books ever written. Sorry, Twilight fangirls, but it's true. Often compared to the Lord of the Rings, though commonly compared for the wrong reason. I compare them because they are the best and second best series of books ever written. 2) The best series of movies ever. Even though the movies are not as good as the books (so far), they still beat most other movies and all other movie series. In order of best to worst so far in my opinion, here they are: 1. Goblet of Fire 2. Half-Blood Prince 3. Prisoner of Azkaban 4. Chamber of Secrets 5. Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone 6. Order of the Phoenix Somehow they managed to make the longest and possibly best book the shortest and worst movie. And the movie is STILL awesome. 3) A boy from the series defined above with a scar shaped like a bolt of lightning on his head. Enemy of Lord Voldemort.

1) Harry Potter Books Fan: Dude, I just finished reading Order of the Phoenix, it was EPIC\! Harry Potter Hater: Yeh, ok. Harry Potter Books Fan: Why don't you go read Twilight? 2) Harry Potter Movies Fan: Goblet of Fire is the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE\! Twilight Movies Fan: OMG NO UR RONG\!\!\!\!\!\!1\!\!\!\!one\!\!\!\!uno\!\!\!11\!\!\!\!\!eleventyone\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! TWILIGHT 4EVER\!\!\!\!\!unooneunoeleventyoneuno\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!11111\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\@\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\@\!\@\!\@\!\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\@\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Harry Potter Movies Fan: Go watch Twilight, idiot. 3) Harry Potter Series Fan (INSANE FANGIRL: DANGEROUS SPECIES): OMG\!\!\!\! Liek, Hairy Potter is SOOOOO hawt\!\!\!\!\!one\!\!\!\!\!\!1\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!11111 Twilight Fangirl (EVEN MORE DANGEROUS): NO\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!11 EDWARD 4EVER\!\!\!\!\!\!\!11\!\!\! I WANNA FUCK HIM SOOOOO BAD\!\!\!\!\!\! Sane HP Fan: Geez, you'll never be able to meet them. Live with it.

36. (Harry Potter) (18↑, 3↓)
if you have to urbandictionary this you're obviously a muggle.

Kid 1: who's [harry potter]? Wizard Kid: you're just a dumb ass muggle.

37. (Harry Potter) (24↑, 10↓)
A series of true stories about a hero by the name "Harry Potter." This serious, which was written without consent of the wizarding world, has brought this new world into public view. The entire Wizarding World has been repremanded of late, because Twilight fans are being killed daily by the unforgivable curse, "Avada Kadavra." Most of these incidences are because twilight fans are accusing Wizards of being "fake and gay."

Twilight fan: I read Harry Potter last week, that book is so fake and gay. Wizard: Avada Kadavra\! Twilight fan: *dead*

38. (Harry Potter) (43↑, 29↓)
A character from the well known series by JK Rowling. The stories center around Harry who was nearly killed by an infamous wizard named Voldemort (He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named/You-Know-Who) when he was a baby. Instead, Voldemort was stripped of his powers but not before he killed Harry's parents. The books are his adventures through the wizarding school Hogwarts with his best friends Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley. The series of books so far are: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince The books are currently being made into movies. The last installment is supposedly due out in 2007.

"Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Soon, you and your schoolmates will join us here, and your education in the magical arts will begin." -Harry Potter's letter of acceptance to Hogwarts

39. (harry potter) (51↑, 37↓)
To pull a Harry Potter (obviously from the character) is to survive almost certain death, somewhat miraculously.

"Did you see Kill Bill?" "Yeah, Uma pulled a Harry Potter\!"

40. (Harry Potter) (47↑, 34↓)
Protaganist of a best-selling series of books by JK Rowling. It deals with the his adventures in an alternate universe where magic exists. He fights against the bad guy Voldemort, who killed his parents and wishes to annhilate all the Muggles(i.e- non-magic poeple). Often described as "kiddy books", they are actually very, very well written. The plot is intriguing and quite insightful. It can be read by both kids and adults as it appeals to the two factions on different levels. While most kids think the magic and the fairytale-like aspects are cool, adults can appreciate and relate to the many moralistic debates it brings up. The movies are complete shite though and rather painful to watch, though. So let's not even go there.

Harry Potter is a best-selling series of books by JK Rowling. And with good reason\! Go read them\!

41. (Harry Potter) (68↑, 56↓)
Two definitions: 1) AKA, The Boy Who Lived, Potter, or more recently, the Chosen One. Son of the late Lily and James Potter, who were killed by the Advada Kedavra (sorry if I spelled that wrong) curse. Harry is the only living survivory of the Killing Curse. Has black hair, a lighning scar across his head, and his mothers green eyes. Except fo the eyes, looks exactly like his dad. No living family. Bestest friends of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Mortal enemy of Voldermort, Draco Malfoy and probably now Serverus Snape. He has some major issues and needs to see a really good therapist if he ever wants to kill dear old Voldie. 2) Probably the best books ever written. There will be seven, and only one more to go. The movie versions are seriously messed up, especially the third one. Often compared to LOTR, but nothing like it. Trust me, I've read both and seen all the movies.

On July 17, at around three in the morning, nearly everyone in the world was reading the same book at the same time. This book was the sixth installment in the Harry Potter series.

Author: CharmedButObsessed http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/1432711
42. (Harry Potter) (13↑, 2↓)
A seven-part novel and movie series written by English writer, J. K. Rowling, following the tale of an orphan, Harry Potter, who one day discovers he is the most famous wizard of all, having defeated the Dark Lord Voldemort at the age of one. From this attack, Harry Potter recieved a lightning bolt shaped scar. Harry and his friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger fight against Dark magic to defeat Lord Voldemort once and for all. Harry Potter is seriously misjudged as most people say it supports the occult, is childish, and boring. Most of the people who say this have not read the series, and have no right to criticize it.

Guy: I just read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Girl: Harry Potter is so stupid. J. K. Rowling is using her books to promote the occult. Not to mention that they're children's books. Why would you read something like that?? Oh, and let's not forget how boring it is to read\! Guy: Have you actually read Harry Potter? Girl: I wouldn't waste my time. Guy: You're a dumbass.

43. (Harry Potter) (17↑, 6↓)
A book series that is made of win. Often compared to Twilight or Lord of the Rings, despite being both infinitely better and mostly unrelated to the two.

Illiterate non-Harry Potter fan*: Oh my god, Harry Potter is a rip off of Lord of the Rings, and Twilight is way better\! Reasonable person: You are not intelligent, my friend. *note: this doesn't mean that people who don't like Harry Potter are illiterate, just that people who compare it to Lord of the Rings and Twilight are.

44. (Harry Potter) (29↑, 19↓)
An extremely good book series by British author J.K. Rowling. The main charactor is Harry James Potter, the wizard who defeated the darkest wizard of all time, Lord Voldemort, at the age of one. Harry grew up with his aunt, uncle, and cousin until he was ten because his parents sacrificed their lives for him. As Harry begins his education at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, he learns of his parentage, gains new friends, and faces Voldemort a few more times. Oh, and don't forget the magic\! There are seven books in the whole series, each depicting a school year of Harry's life, plus an epilogue: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows The first five books have also been turned into movies, and the sixth is currenting being filmed. The films star Daniel Radcliffe as Harry, Rupert Grint as Ronald Weasley, Harry's best friend, and Emma Watson, as Hermione Granger, Harry's other best friend. The seventh book will also be made into a movie shortly after the sixth. As well as movies, the books have also spawned a number of video games based (unfortunatley) on the movies. The best part of the gargantuan Harry Potter fandom by far has to be the music. There are currently hundreds of bands popping up all over the world in the genre Wizard Rock, also known as WROCK. The bands range from a few recordings edited in Garageband, to the professional sounds of bands like Harry and the Potters (who started the genre), the Ministry of Magic, the Remus Lupins, and the Moaning Myrtles. There are so many out there\! Most have a [Myspace] page with songs available to download, but some (like the ones mentioned above) have even made their way to iTunes. Keep on WROCKing and Rowling, you guys\!

NEVER REVEAL SPOILERS\!\! Like this: p1: Omg, do then Harry Potter was totally like- p2: NOOOO\! SPOILERS ARE EVIL\!\!\! (totally kills p1) ...Spoilers will kill you if used incorrectly.

45. (harry potter) (54↑, 43↓)
A great series,that for some reason [illiterate] people like to compare to [Lord of the Rings] (while never reading either of the two series).No,it's not just for kids.true,the original plot line is directed to a younger audience, but there are plenty of older,more adult themes in all of the books.

Stupid Person:omg,lyke hary pott3rzz sooo gay\!itz lyke a tottal ripoff of loTH\!\!\! Intelligent person who has read both series:Umm...no it's not.And Harry Potter is a completely different book from Lord of The Rings,even if they have similarities. Stupid Person:*drool*

46. (Harry Potter) (61↑, 50↓)
a set of fairly entertaining books that somehow have taken over the world, firmly ensconced themselves in the minds of teenagers, adults, and innocent children alike, and have generated millions of dollars through mass public hysteria.

Kid: I went to get Harry Potter last night at midnight\!\! Other Kid: Harry Potter makes me cry because of its dark murders and battle scenes. Kid: Loser.

47. (Harry Potter) (12↑, 2↓)
Also known as the boy who lived. He was born in Godrick's Hollow, England. When he was a baby, his parents where killed by the dark lord, Voldemort. He was sent to live with his aunt and uncle, muggles to the extreme. At 11, he got acccepted to Hogwarts, School for Witches and Wizards, where he attened school for 6 years. At year 7, he left school to search for the horcruxes that belong to Lord Voldemort. At the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter defeated the dark lord. He is currently married to Ginverva Weasley, younger sister to his best friend, Ron Weasley.

Ginny: "OMG\! You're Harry Potter, you're the boy who lived\!"

48. (Harry Potter) (16↑, 6↓)
The most wonderful movies and books ever written. They are not to be compared to Narnia, Twilight, or Lord of the Rings. It surpasses all other literature. It's quite common to be an inside joke. The symbol is a lightning bolt, not to be confused with Lady Gaga. Harry Potter is my life.

Why are you still reading this? Go read Harry Potter.

Author: harrypotterslover http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/4899239
49. (harry potter) (36↑, 26↓)
A book series that tells of a young boy named Harry Potter (duh) and his adventures with his two close friends Ron and Hermione (and a few others) throughout 7 years of Hogwarts and 7 years of battling Lord Voldermort.

Harry Potter dies and comes back to life. Voldermort dies, but doesn't. Yay\! :D

50. (harry potter) (19↑, 10↓)
The main character in the Harry Potter book series written by J.K. Rowling. He attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in six of the seven books. Harry Potter Book Series: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter is my favourite character from the book series. I love the Harry Potter books.

Author: ClaireClaireClaire http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/2914090
51. (Harry Potter) (70↑, 61↓)
The greatest person ever concieved. Born July 31, 1980 to Lily and James Potter. Also known as "The Boy Who Lived," a name which signifies his being the only survivor of the "Avarda Kedavra" curse (The Killing Curse). Also, signifies his being the only survivor of the Dark Lord Voldemort's targeting. Enemy of Draco Malfoy, friend of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, and a damn fine Quiddich Player. Member of Griffindor House, Howgwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. For more information see: Jesus

The Messiah, Harry Potter, returns to the earth on July 16th, 2005.

52. (Harry Potter) (10↑, 2↓)
Probably one of the best series to ever walk the Earth. People are always comparing it to Lord of the Rings and Twilight when in reality, it's nothing like either. Twilight is a crappy vampire series and Lord of the Rings is totally awesome, but for me not as good as Harry Potter. Harry Potter is on it's way to becoming a piece of classic literature and it is well deserved too. People are always complaining about it but usually they don't read the books. Contrary to popular belief, J.K. Rowling is not a satanist. She is an awesome writer who made it after living on the streets. She has pretty much made my life worth living with her awesome characters, Harry Potter, Ron, Ginny, and Hermione.

Person who has never read the books: "Harry potter is a fag." Me: "Get over yourself."

53. (Harry Potter) (12↑, 4↓)
An unfortunate hero who swallows golden balls, is prone to getting chronic head pains, and must not tell lies. Commonly referred to as the "Boy Who Lived", for he survived the killing curse. Nemesis of Lord Voldemort, and raised in a abusive muggle family until he was 11. A great book series written by J.K. Rowling, containing 7 novels.

Hermione: You should tell Dumbledore about those head pains Harry Potter: Nah, I get them all the time.

54. (harry potter) (16↑, 8↓)
the single best fiction character in the entire world.

Girl 1: Do you know who the single best fiction character in the world is? Girl 2: It's obviously Harry Potter, who I fully intend on marrying.

Author: harry is clearly amazing http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/3951327
55. (Harry Potter) (34↑, 26↓)
An amazing book series [that morons think is stupid but really isn't and is the greatest books EVER created] written by J.K. Rowling [an ah-mazing writer]. iloveharrypotter

Friend: Wow I hate Harry Potter. Me:Excuse me. Friend: Who ever wastes their time reading those books are stupid. Me: *kills friend*

Author: Obsessed Fan Of Rupert Grint http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/2600708
56. (Harry Potter) (12↑, 5↓)
A very interesting and well written series of books written by J. K. Rowling. They follow the adventures of a teen aged wizard at his school Hogwarts and in his fight against the evil wizard Voldemort. Often considered to be in "fight" with Twilight; this is very stupid as they are both very different sorts of books and are not comparable in any way. However Harry Potter is better.

I have read each of the Harry Potter books seven times.

Author: iamthewalrus12345 http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/4526178
57. (Harry Potter) (7↑, 1↓)
Harry Potter is a fantasy series, which is written by J.K Rowling, a british author and is published by Bloomsbury. The books are about a boy named Harry Potter, who goes to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, with his best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. They have to kill Lord Voldermort, the villain in the story, who wants to find and kill Harry Potter. There are 7 books in total, J.K Rowling has written other books related to Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them The Tales of Beedle the Bard Quidditch Through the Ages All of the books above are mentioned throughout the series. Harry Potter is a great series, and personally, I think you should read the whole series =D

The Vanishing Glass Nearly ten years had passed since the Dursleys had woken up to find their nephew on the front step, but Privet Drive had hardly changed at all. The sun rose on the same tidy front garden and lit up the brass number four on the Dursleys’ front door; it crept into their living room, which was almost exactly the same as it had been on the night when Mr. Dursley had seen that fateful news report about the owls. Only the photographs on the mantelpiece really showed how much time had passed. Ten years ago, there had been lots of pictures of what looked like a large pink beach ball wearing different-colored bonnets — but Dudley Dursley was no longer a baby, and now the photographs showed a large blond boy riding his first bicycle, on a carousel at the fair, playing a computer game with his father, being hugged and kissed by his mother. The room held no sign at all that another boy lived in the house, too. -Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone, The Vanishing Glass. (Chap. 2)

Author: WalkingHarryPotterEncyclopedia http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/5645555
58. (Harry Potter) (9↑, 4↓)
A pretty good book series. I have actually decided to read it, and I am impressed with it. Beats the SHIT out of that gay-ass Twilight series.

Earlier, I posted an entry attacking Harry Potter. Now, I actually LOVE the series. And I no longer think it is just for D&D nerds, Satanists, etc.

59. (Harry Potter) (4↑, 0↓)
Childhood.

Bob: "Why do you love Harry Potter so much? It's just a book series" Me: "No. It's my childhood.

60. (Harry Potter) (12↑, 8↓)
The Harry Potter is a sexual move that occurs when there are two partners participating in anal sex, and the "giving" partner pulls out but continues the anal penetration with his finger now acting as the penis unknowingly to the "receiving" partner. The "giving" partner then will fake ejaculation by spitting on the "receiving" partners back. Since the "receiving" partner assumes that the sexual activity has ceased, she/he turns around to face the "giving" partner as is typical after any sexual activity. The "giving" partner will then scream "avada kadavra", and while holding his penis like a wand he will ejaculate on the "receiving" partners face followed by taking the hand used for penetration and drawing the iconic lightning bolt scar on the "receiving" partners forehead with the feces extracted from the receiving partners anus.

Yo man I totally Harry Pottered this witch last night, and lets just say it was magical

61. (Harry Potter) (6↑, 2↓)
It started out as a little orphan boy named Harry. What it grew into was so much more. It started as 7 books about Harry Potter written by the talented J.K.Rowling. They turned the books into 8 movies. But the fandom goes above and beyond even that. There is a charity called the Harry Potter Alliance helping the world by using the power of Harry and his millions of fans. There is a music genre call Wizard Rock or more commonly, wrock. Its actually really great music. There are 2 fan based musicals, AVPM and AVPS which are hilarious. It helped create the Nerdfighters and helped many make friends. The merchandise out there is incredible. They have a new theme park. Many fanfics are out there. And so much more.Its shaped my life and I am sure I am not the only one. Its a never ending fandom because fandoms die when everyone stops loving it, stops being vocal about it. Harry Potter fans will, no, CAN'T let Harry Potter go. Its a life style. Muggles will never understand the pull of Harry Potter or the love but we know the true power of the Boy-Who-Lived and love.

Person 1- I don't get it, why do you love a stupid book so much? Person 2- Harry Potter is so much more than a book. And I can't explain it, if you read Harry Potter, you would understand.

Author: Harry Potter fan for life http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/5538371
62. (Harry Potter) (5↑, 1↓)
A movie & book of epic awesome-ness \<3

Harry Potter was epic

63. (Harry Potter) (19↑, 16↓)
That dude who get's all the attention for defeating Voldemort. Voldemort actually died from syphilis and his Horcruxes were destroyed by it as well because he wouldn't stop fucking them. Then Harry Potter jumped on the bandwagon and made up some elaborate story about prophecies and crazy homosexual professors because he was an attention-seeking and mentally unstable teenager suffering from serious angst. He then paid a homeless woman named JK Rowling to write his bullshit and help him invent more bullshit, so they both ended up extremely rich and famous. He has three illegitimate children; Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint. The fact that they all starred in the blockbusting biopic of their father's fake life is just a coincidence.

There's that Harry Potter guy\! Oh you mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital? No the guy who defeated Voldemort\! Oh, so you do mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital... -.-

64. (Harry Potter) (5↑, 2↓)
Some of the best books around today that are and will continued to be enjoyed by everyone. Somehow moronic people believe it is comparable to [Twilight] but they are obviously completely out of their league.

Twilight maniac: OMG\!\!\! Hav u read the twilight books??? Oh wait i didnt either but the guys look HAWT\!\!\! me: Sorry, I thought we were talking about books. You might not be able to read at a third-grade level but some other sane people would prefer HARRY POTTER\!\!\!

65. (Harry Potter) (5↑, 2↓)
Harry Potter is a book for all ages. It merges real life, with fantasy. Each book as all the good characteristics that make up a story. Some can't get into it, and that's understandable. Not everyone likes books that have to do with wizards,witch's,giants and many,many other creatures, including giant spiders and trolls. Many people also don't like the simplicity of the first 2 books. Well, let me tell you the books grew with the readers. By the time you get to the 7th book a complicated plot with a mixture of characters, and characters intentions and personality's are revealed. It creates a world where every character has there own thought's and actions. The characters aren't flat, many are rounded out by the 7th book. Sure it takes 7 books, but we only get the information Harry gets, so we only find things out when he finds them out. Over all it is a series that is "real". Many books I've read, have certain characters that are brought out, but many are ignored, and the other character's are ignored. J.K Rowling new what part each character was going to play when she wrote it, so each character was made and there line developed so foreshadowing for characters is in each book, even if you don't realize it till the event happens. Not to be compared with LOTR or Eragon

LOTR:Quest to destroy a magic and evil ring, world, characters and setting are original, and is a category on it's own Eragon:A Boy Who finds a Dragon Egg, one of the last, and because of that the King want's him killed. Set in a distant land with some magical creatures. original to say the least (Very interesting, also, lots of plot twists) Harry Potter: About a boy who survived a all power full killing curse, cased by the most powerful dark wizard of all time. The series outlines his quest to stay alive while the powerful dark lord is trying to return to a body to finish him off for good, and take over Britain. Also, a tale of how to survive school. You follow the story by watching Harry, the boy who lived. Sounds bad, but in reality is a original work, that is ingenious

Author: Fantasy Book Lover http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/5072776
66. (Harry Potter) (14↑, 11↓)
A wizard in the book series written by J.K. Rowling.

The Harry Potter Book series is now over, as all seven books have been released, the titles can be seen below. Harry Potter and the (US) Sorcerer's Stone (UK) Philosopher's Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

67. (harry potter) (45↑, 42↓)
Series of books that is getting a lot more criticism than it really needs. Sure, the plots or the writing can be peurile, but I think saying that they are a waste of time that could be spent understanding "true works of literature" is bullshit. Enjoy your books, unless you happen to be a high school english teacher and assign what the "critics" (a.k.a., 60 year old men who couldn't find a better job) claim is classic and complex.

Person: Harry Potter is childish and a piece of crap all around. Other person: I wasn't paying attention, I was busy staring at the stick up your ass.

68. (Harry Potter) (18↑, 15↓)
An orphaned boy with a lightning-bolt shaped scar on his right temple. After surviving the Killing Curse cast by Lord Voldemort, Harry was placed in the care of the Dursleys, his aunt, uncle, and cousin, who do not tell Harry about his magical abilities. On his eleventh birthday, Harry learns he's a wizard and is sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the greatest magical school in Britain. There, he meets [Ron Weasley] and [Hermione Granger], as well as a host of other characters, and begins his life's journey. Harry Potter, the series, was written by JK Rowling. Though many people say the plot is unoriginal, JK's story of Harry is well-written, and not as one-dimensional as many people express it to be. Harry Potter, or abbreviated as HP, was almost ruined by the cast of directors who decided to make the highly succcessful books a movie series. Not only stripping the movies of all the good parts, messing up the dialogue, and having flat, unconvincing actors, the movie-makers seem to have made the movies only for the profit that the millions of avid HP fans would give them. Needless to say, the movies were a complete letdown.

Idiot Fangirl: OmG lYK DaN iShh sOOOOOOOO HaWWWttt\!\!\!\!\!111111oneoneone... I LoVEEEE HARy Pott3R\!\!\!\!\!\! Hater: like god harry potter sucks, anyone who likes it is sooo stupid. Me: *bangs head* for God's sake, if you hate it so much, don't see or read it. If you love Daniel Radcliffe, go make a fansite or something. Leave the hardcore book fans alone. x_X;

69. (harry potter) (162↑, 159↓)
the main character in all the books of the same name. the stories go like this: harry potter and the philosopher's stone: harry is being happily beaten at home with his ace aunt and uncle (who adopted him, the ungrateful little prick), when he gets yanked away by some fat giant to a wizarding school. Consequently, he gets bullied and the shit beaten out of him my a guy called malfoy. then he beats his arch enemy (some lord called voldermort who kicked dirty wizard ass before that little prick stopped him) by... wait for it... touching him. harry potter and the chamber of secrets: he goes back to the school and crashes a car on his way. instead of getting expelled, the bitch gets awarded 900 house points. then he kills a cat, but no-one cares cos he's a celebrity, then he kills a snake by pulling a sword out of a hat. the snake bites him, but he doesn't die ebcause a bird starts crying. harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban: some messed-up dude starts hunting some potter ass, and harry shits his pants. the killer turns out to be his god-father who is on his side, then he turns into a dog and saves harry from a bunch of ninja ghosts that try to tongue harry. then the godfather flies away with this horse/snake/eagle thing. harry potter and the goblet of fire: he gets entered in a competition by someone, and he cheats his way through, and then he goes into a maze at the end and touches something, which takes him to a place where voldemort is, and a friend who came with him gets his shit messed up and dies. harry shits his pants and almost gets eaten by some snake, then his dead parents become ghosts and eat voldemort, and he runs away back to the maze. then some dude with a glass eye fucks up his shit and almost gets away with it, but instead the very plausible "truth serum" is used and tells all and fills all the plot holes. the fifth one: he goes to a house, his friend's mum goes on a drug trip and thinks her son is dead, then he goes back to school. at school, he starts hearing voices, the psychotic twat, and then he tells someone his friend's dad is dead. then he runs to the place, and it turns out he was tricked and there's a showdown with all these dirt wizards versus evil, ass-kicking wizards. the evil ones lose but harry's godfather dies by falling into a down a really, really deep hole.

dumbledore: harry... you've been crap. you wrecked a car, killed a cat, hit a tree, broke the stadium, shat on my foot, ate hermione, and killed that snake. So, I award you with 5007 house points. harry: what? can you repeat that? sorry, I was humping ron.

70. (Harry Potter) (2↑, 0↓)
THE BEST BOOK SERIES EVER CREATED EVER\! Looking for a book to change your life? A book to make you laugh or cry? A book that you will go a night without sleep just to read a little more? A book that has you feeling for the characters? A book that will teach you more then any website or paper will? Thats Harry Potter.... This book series has brought together over thousands of people and changed their lives for the better. Its Love, Hope, Friendship, and after you have read it you will never look at life the same way again. \<3 LONG LIVE HARRY POTTER\!

Evie goes home with the seventh Harry Potter book... at 3 a.m. Evies dad is awoken by what sounds like a dying animal... Evie's dad goes into her room and finds her sobbing into her pillow " Its over its over.... MY LIFE IS OVER" Evies dad asks what wrong and she responds " I finished the book"

71. (Harry Potter) (2↑, 0↓)
Harry Potter is the best thing that this world has ever seen, it is a thousand times better than Twilight, as Twilight is just stupid and annoying, it should be arrested for the crime of sucking. Whereas Harry Potter is simply fantastic and is the best thing ever

WOW\! HARRY POTTER is WAY better than Twilight and everything else that is in this world\!

Author: Harry Potter ROCKSSS http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/6124519
72. (Harry Potter) (2↑, 0↓)
The main character of the Harry Potter series of books by JK Rowling, and a protagonist in A Very Potter Musical/Sequal. He became famous when he survived a Killing Curse as a baby, becoming the only person in history to do so.

Person 1: Who is that? Person 2: Dude, that's Harry Potter\! Harry Freakin' Potter\!

73. (Harry Potter) (5↑, 3↓)
A fictional book written by the author J.K Rowling. A excellent stream of books and films that have been cherished around the globe. Often though is classified as a film or book for children. However many adults find Harry Potter to be amazing. Overall Harry Potter is possibly one of the best things to happen in the world.

Person1: What film do you like the most? Person2: Harry Potter of course I've followed the films ever since they've come out.

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74. (HARRY POTTER) (13↑, 11↓)
Make your bitch ride you like a broomstick, punch her in the glasses, then when its all said and done yell IM LORD VOLDERMORT and kill her parents

So i gave my girlfriend the best harry potter last night, she still wont talk to me\!

75. (Harry Potter) (12↑, 10↓)
The greatest series of books ever written with seven delicious parts. The series, written by J.K Rowling, is reminiscant of jesus christ himself.

Jeannette\! I just read Harry Potter seven and now treat it like a bible\! Nicole\! Harry Potter makes me want to blow my load.

Author: rosettyiswhatsgood http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/3966799
76. (Harry Potter) (42↑, 40↓)
A pretty much [awesome] series of books by J.K. Rowling. The 6th book is the best one out, where you find out what Horcruxes are. If you don't know what Horcruxes are, YOU ARE A FUCKIN BITCH\! LOL just kidding, but either read the goddamn books or wait 3 years for the movie to come out. The 6 books are: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was the 7th highest grossing movie of all time. Not suprisingly, all 4 Harry Potter movies so far are in the top 20. Here is the list: 1. Titanic (1997) $1,835,300,000 2. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) $1,129,219,252 3. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) $968,657,891 4. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) $922,379,000 5. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) $921,600,000 6. Jurassic Park (1993) $919,700,000 7. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) $892,194,397 8. Shrek 2 (2004) $880,871,036 9. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) $866,300,000 10. Finding Nemo (2003) $865,000,000 11. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) $860,700,000 12. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) $848,462,555 13. Independence Day (1996) $811,200,000 14. Spider-Man (2002) $806,700,000 15. Star Wars (1977) $797,900,000 16. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) $789,458,727 17. Spider-Man 2 (2004) $783,577,893 18. The Lion King (1994) $783,400,000 19. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) $756,700,000 20. The Da Vinci Code (2006) $740,874,848

77. (Harry Potter) (1↑, 0↓)
A book series (and movie series) that is and always will be the best. Words can't explain how amazing it is. It is just the best thing ever\! Thanks to J.K. Rowling HARRY POTTER SERIES\>you.

"Harry Potter is Godly."

78. (Harry Potter) (1↑, 0↓)
A book series written by J.K. Rowling. Though often compared to other works, like Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter has a different feel and message. Those of us who grew up with the series will have felt, albeit unconsciously, how the story and characters realistically evolve with time, with the theme, mood, and characters growing more mature with every novel, essentially getting older WITH the reader. Its subtle messages about the importance of love, the unimportance of death, and the similarities between good and evil are often missed by even devout readers, but have no less an impact.

Harry Potter is a success due to J.K. Rowling's skill as a novelist. On the other hand, Twilight's success mainly comes from indulging it's primarily female audience's desire to be ravaged by a big, strong, powerful man. This may sound sexist, but some women do feel this way, however since the rise of feminism society generally frowns upon women expressing such feelings. As such, authors are generally discouraged from doing this. This created a need in the market that unfortunately Stephanie Myer realized she could fill. Though she could be complimented for being a skilled economist (or for just being lucky) she should not, and hopefully will NEVER be acknowledged as a good, or even as a mediocre, writer.

79. (Harry Potter) (1↑, 0↓)
A book series made into movies that has spaned over the last ten or so years. A truly inspiring story that captures the hearts of millions of people world wide regardless of age, race, or sex. This beloved series has taught us all life lessons we will carry for the rest of our lives as we pass this on to the next generation. We will always be the Potter Generation.

Harry Potter inspires us all.

80. (Harry Potter) (1↑, 0↓)
Harry Potter is the boy who lived. yes thats right and he will outlive you to, he will chase down all your horcruxes and make sure they are destroyed. Then come after you personally and blow your face off. He's just so Magical, he doesn't even need sleep. He just sits up every night crying about his dead parents. Yes thats right, the boy who lived has the parents who didnt live. He lives in a cupboard under your staircase, but i bet you never noticed. thats why he's so scrawny looking, you never cared to feed him. And ever term he runs away, to a magical school where he learns spells the he can use to plot revenge against you, simply because he can. But thats not all he does\! He sneaks around stealing books from the forbidden section of the library under his invisibility cloak and making cults against the ministry of magic and Voldemort (Dumbledores Army). And when he gets caught out he flys off on his firebolt (broom) leaving all his friends behind to fix it for him.Then once its dealt with he just mosies on back in like it never happened, then jump down a tunnel and get kiddnapped by his own goddfather, letting his best mates hideous rat escape, allowing the Dark Lord, Voldemort to come back to full power. Then when hes in denial he decides it'd be great fun to breakinto the ministry of magic, with his anti-ministry of magic cult. He's so rad like that, hes such a wizard gangsta. And he's gonna outlive you to\!

[potter] [wizard] [harry] [Voldemort] [harry potter]

Author: TheHalfBloodUnicorn http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/5953876
81. (Harry Potter) (2↑, 1↓)
The best books in the whole world. I am one of the most obsessed fans out there and I can tell you this book is nothing like Lord of the Rings\! They have two completely different plots. Twi-hards complain Harry Potter has no love. The central theme is love\! Not the teenage love, which isn't real but the kind of sacrificing yourself to create a better world for your kid, or protecting someone, but there is also the romantic type such as the complex relationship between Ron and Hermione. People who dis the books haven't even read them. Harry Potter has strong female characters and realistic characters. Despite being magical, you can actually relate to these charaters because they have both good and bad sides, and the complexity of Snape is more interesting, intense, and developed, than many book series all together.

Harry Potter is such an awesome book\!

82. (Harry Potter) (2↑, 1↓)
Totally awesome.

Obsessed fan no. 1: I can't wait for the last movie\! This series made my life, I swear\! Obsessed fan no. 2: Imagine; a world with the world of Harry Potter...Hey, do have any Redvines left?

83. (Harry Potter) (5↑, 4↓)
A book/film series published by British author J.K Rowling and directed by David Yates, often flamed by illiterate bastards and tween fangirls that enjoy Twilight, although it is more well-written, neatly punctuated, and has a better storyline than Twilight.

Tween: OMG TWILIGHT ROX\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!111\!11ONE HARRY POTTER SUX\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!111 Harry Potter fan: Lovely.

Author: Someone who loves Harry Potter http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/5834653
84. (Harry Potter) (2↑, 1↓)
An epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death.

Dumb-ass: Why would I wanna read a stupid children's book? Awesomer: Harry Potter's an epic saga of childhood temptation, confusion and adventure, the Harry Potter series has taken seventeen years to write. But it's more than just a children's story. Behind the witchcraft and the wizardry lies an intensely moral fable about good and evil, love and hatred, life and death. Dumb-ass: Uh....

85. (Harry Potter) (3↑, 2↓)
Probably the only reason I haven't killed myself yet.

Thank you J.K. Rowling for adding some joy to this miserable world. Harry Potter forever\!

Author: Guywithpoopfetish http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/5690168
86. (Harry Potter) (2↑, 1↓)
The better meaning of Awesome

Harry Potter is the best thing ever

87. (Harry Potter) (4↑, 3↓)
A well-written series of books that may seem childish, but gets quite dark in the later novels. Some of them can be very long books, but are very interesting. Coincidentally, one could replace the word "[Penis]" with a word in the title and it would make sense.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Penis Harry Potter and the Chamber of Penis Harry Potter and the Penis of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Penis Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Penis Harry Potter and the Deathly Penis

88. (Harry Potter) (18↑, 17↓)
To sit down and do something (most commonly read), all in one sitting or in a very short time, just as you would read a new Harry Potter book in one sitting just after it is released.

I am going to have to Harry Potter this book tonight John, I need to have it read by tomorrow or our teacher will be angry.

89. (Harry Potter) (0↑, 0↓)
The most amazing book series ever to be written. No joke.

Person 1-OH MAH GAWD, Harry Potter is sooo lme i luuuv twilight cos it haz hotttt peple in it. Me-Stop eing such a dumbass

90. (Harry Potter) (0↑, 0↓)
The Chosen One.

Hermione Granger: she thinks you're the Chosen One\! Harry Potter: I am the Chosen One.

91. (Harry Potter) (3↑, 3↓)
The little boy who always knew he was different from the others and had big dreams of moving out from his abusinve uncles' hous and seeing the world\! And all his dreams come true when and a half giant half human tells him hes a wizard. Also see [cinderella] because the only difference between this and that, is a kiss.

Harry Potter: ME SCAR HURTS\! me: SHUT UP HARRY\! *pulls out an AK 47 and shoot harry in the scar*

Author: idontwant A. Pseudonym http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/5907515
92. (Harry Potter) (1↑, 1↓)
The book and movie series of our generation. We've grown up with Harry Potter and for the last movie (in two parts) to come out when we're all in college pretty much means it's the end of childhood.

*Title cards from the [Deathly Hallows] Trailer* "The Finale of the Worldwide Phenomenon" "The Motion Picture Event of a Generation" Me: What will I have to look forward to after this?\! *sigh* The end of Harry Potter is the end of childhood.

93. (Harry Potter) (3↑, 3↓)
After a messy anal experience, one pulls out, taps the "receiver" on the shoulder. When he/she turns around, he/she receives a firm and messy cock-tap on the forehead, leaving a brown mark resembling the scar on the fictional wizard's forehead.

A Dirty Sanchez may be exotic, but a Harry Potter is just magical

94. (harry potter) (8↑, 8↓)
When you write on someone when they are passed out by drawing circular glasses around their eyes and to their ears and putting a lightning bolt on thier forehead.

I just harry pottered Jono, who is very homosexual and likes dudes.

95. (Harry Potter) (22↑, 22↓)
A sexual position involving a grappling hook, a pineapple, a traffic cone, and a glow stick. After that point, use your imagination.

Harry Potter? Hell yea\!

96. (Harry Potter) (16↑, 16↓)
Kids books. Phenomenally successful kids books.

"This is my third night in a row camping out in front of the Barnes and Noble for the sixth Harry Potter book with my little sister and somebody just drove by shouting 'Snape Kills Dumbledore."

Author: Going to get yelled at for this http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/2263783
97. (Harry Potter) (0↑, 1↓)
most amazing movies ever made some G kids with wands fighting this voldemort voldemort is a bastard ron is sexy

Harry Potter is amazing babes

98. (Harry Potter) (5↑, 6↓)
A reasonable series of fantasy books that got blown way out of proportion by the media. Generally admired by the less widely read and often criticised by life-long fantasy lovers because it's just not that good. They revolve around a boy who discovers magic and grows up along the way. He encounters evil people who are BAD and good people who are good and even a couple of genuinely interesting multi-faceted characters like Snape.

Bob: Harry Potter's pretty rubbish Fan: Have you even read the books? Bob: Yes. Have you read any other fantasy books to compare it with? Fan: Erm... I read the hobbit at school... Bob: Fail.

99. (Harry Potter) (11↑, 12↓)
A sexual move where a man comes on the woman's forehead in the shape of a lightening bolt, symbolizing that which is on the forehead of the popular character Harry Potter

Joe: "Dude, i gave her a MEAN Harry Potter last night, check out this pic of that lightening bolt\!"

100. (Harry potter) (40↑, 41↓)
The best book series ever\!\!\!\! The boy who lived through the avada kedavra curse because of his parents Lily and James Potter sacrificed themselves for him. He lives with his Aunt,Uncle, and cousin. At the end of the best series ever either harry or voldemort has to die ( i hope voldemort does\!\!)

H8ter: Harry potter is the GAYEST series of books in the WORLD\!\! ME: HOW DARE YOU\!\! *shoots h8ter*

101. (Harry Potter) (9↑, 11↓)
An English set of books. It's really quite annoying when the Americans call the first book in the series The Sorcerer's Stone. It's the Philosopher's Stone, ffs. Christ, do you need to dumb it down that much for them?

Someone American: "Hey, have you read The Sorcerer's Stone with that Harry Potter kid in it?" Anyone ENGLISH: "Oh, you mean The Philosopher's Stone? FU\!"

102. (Harry Potter) (7↑, 9↓)
1.PURE LOVE \<3 2. if there is one boy in the world that you would want to fall in love with, that'd be Harry Potter. 3. Great books, Terrible movies (so far).

loser- "Harry Potter is soooo gay." me- "dude, is that maskara on ur eyelashes?"

103. (Harry Potter) (2↑, 5↓)
An apparently very griping character to most of those who read the series of very successful novels he is written in. The series is very popular among younger readers and has been very beneficial in getting younger people to read. However, Harry Potter has yet to prove itself as a good "gateway book" meaning most younger audiences who pick up the series do not continue to read novels (or other media) after completing all 7 novels. A survey was done in 2008 by the English department of UC Berkley finding that 9 out of 10 children (between the ages of 12 and 17) who finished reading the first novel, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, go on to read the next six, but out of those 9 only 2 continue to read on an extra-curricular level. Whether this information is meaningful or not is up to you.

I have only read bits and pieces of the Harry Potter series and from what I gathered the novels are not bad. Harry Potter readers are sort of a cult following, but many have seen the movies and trust me, it is the movies that inspire many people to "hate on" Harry Potter. However many Potter readers have told me that they're very satisfied with the movies and that they follow the book very closely (for the most part except maybe the 6th installment which deviated from the book more than usual). In my opinion if the movies do follow the books as closely as people tell me then to me the books would be very unfulfilling.

104. (harry potter) (3↑, 6↓)
A decent book that fans often take to the point where it is creepy and/or obsessive and should be immediately treated by an obscure neurosurgeon (or geologist depending on skull density) living in a country without restrictions on medical techniques.

[Harry Pottard]: OMG I HAVE [OVER 9000] pics of harry potter... Normal Person: yeah go see a brain surgeon

105. (Harry Potter) (0↑, 4↓)
To cast a spell upon someone. A nerdy guy, but he frustrates a lot with himself. A totally popular made-up celebrity by J.K. Rowlings. A way to censor curse words. A synonom for [Jesus], but Harry Potter is a very unpopular word to use to describe Jesus, but is a common word to use to describe [dicks]. Brother to Moby Dick. Son of Garfield. You can replace adjectives that mean the same as: fugly, ugly, fucked, disaster, tornado, in bed, ron weasly, with Harry Potter. **NOT DEFINITION** Of course, this definition is very true, but it is so ancient that barely anyone uses it anymore, except maybe for a few who remember it by their ancestors passing it down to them from generation to generation.

I'm going to Harry Potter your ass\! Harry Potter\! -- Girl: You look like Harry Potter. Boy: You smell like Harry Potter. Girl2: -lick- You taste like Harry Potter. You: What? Boy2: And you sound like one too\harry\ potter\! IMA HARRY YOUE POTTER ASS\!\!

106. (harry potter) (12↑, 16↓)
1.the best books ever written 2. a series of mediocre films with multiple directors adn really ot male actors

harry potter is my life\!\!\!\!

107. (Harry Potter) (5↑, 10↓)
The name of the hero of the wide-spread Harry Potter books and movie series, written by J.K. Rowling. It sparked the revival of reading in children, and later, the explosion of [fanfictions] and very strange couplings (like, Draco and Harry). It has also made popular the activity of lining up for six hours in costume outside a bookstore of movie theater for a new release. It has caused many a strife, whether it be between Harry-Hermione and Ron-Hermione shippers, or between Twilighters and HPers. Also, many boys who tend to look like Harry Potter (that is, dark hair and with glasses, no matter the color of his hair or eyes) are split with being extremely annoyed by it or being very honored. It is common knowledge among the Harry Potter community that Harry Potter is better than [Twilight], that Rubert Grint is now officially the hottest ginger and Tom Felton the hottest blond in the world, and that Cedric Diggory died and was turned into a sparkly vampire. Recently, the Harry Potter craze has redirected from the finished books to the website [My Life is Average] and the musical [A Very Potter Musical].

I spend my free time going to Walmart in my full Ravenclaw gear and screaming AVADA KEVDARA at any employee that tries to kick me out. My childhood ended when I finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I'm gonna start a Quidditch team at my school\! I'm so cool\!

108. (harry potter) (13↑, 18↓)
some crazy wiz kid who carries around a stick and yells out random latin roots claiming they're spells.

Dude, Harry Potter is out there\!

109. (harry potter) (26↑, 31↓)
harry potter, young wizard who defeated a dark wizard at the age of one and who can also be quite forgetful\!

'I'm Harry,just Harry' 'your wand harry, your wand' It seems the famous wizard Harry potter has come to hogwarts'

110. (harry potter) (1↑, 7↓)
I have read both the books and some of the movies. They're great, don't get me wrong, but wizards and witches and all of that shit aren't my thing. My friend refers to Harry Potter as 'Harry Pot-Smoker', and as that makes me laugh \>cough\< a lot \>cough\<, I don't believe a book such as this deserves to be called terrible.

A great book series[harry potter], but it's not up my alley.

111. (harry potter) (0↑, 6↓)
a series of books that are not quite at the level of LOTR but still very, very good books. Anyone who likes either one will enjoy the other.

Person 1- I love harry Potter1 Person 2- Me too\! But have you tried Lord of the Rings? Person 1- No, but I hear its good for people like me\!

112. (harry potter) (24↑, 31↓)
awsome series of books and movies(unfinished), written by the majestic jk rowling, and the world have bought more harry potter books than bibles or dictionarys since they came out, in australia the fourth movie just came out yesterday and it was the BEST\!\!\!

The five books out now are: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

113. (Harry Potter) (79↑, 86↓)
Describing something unusual or fantasic.

Kid 1:"I got this book on how to interpret dreams" Kid 2:"Interpret dreams? That shit is some serious Harry Potter."

114. (Harry Potter) (20↑, 28↓)
A Harry Potter is the action of sitting on someone's face, smothering their face with the anus, and then defecating. This is so called because the receiver of the 'Harry Potter' does not see where the feces came from (due to close proximity to the anus), suggesting the feces appeared by 'magic'.

"Last night, a chick sat on my face and gave me a 'Harry Potter'. It stunk like hell but was a bloody good laugh" "Excuse me good sir, would you care to participate in a 'Harry Potter'?"

115. (Harry Potter) (2↑, 11↓)
Slang for a woman's hairy vagina

"Man, she sure does have a Harry Potter\!" "Did you see the Harry Potter on her?" "Oh gross, I can see her Harry Potter sticking out of her bikini." "She needs to trim up her Harry Potter." "I'd like to tap that Harry Potter." "I love it when a girl goes all Harry Potter down there." "I'm not into girls with a Harry Potter."

Author: one_wicked_element http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/4154905
116. (Harry Potter) (2↑, 11↓)
To Harry Potter is a verb pertaining Felatio. Getting harry pottered occurs when the man is whering a belt buckled which leaves an imprint on the female's forehead.

I got in trouble with my girlfriend's parents because they saw that she had gotten harry pottered.

Author: Henhen and Pweezy http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/3967512
117. (harry potter) (5↑, 14↓)
an outrageous sex position, for people into beastuality and probing.

1)billy used the harry potter on me last night \! 2)can't get hotter, then harry potter

Author: voldemort_muahahahaha http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/3833462
118. (Harry Potter) (6↑, 15↓)
To try and commit suicide, but it failing. Like in the last HP when Harry gets hit with the killing curse AGAIN but doesn't die. (WHY WON'T HE DIE?\!?\!) Lol

Depressed Emo:"Holy shit\! If I have another day like this I might just go do a Harry Potter\!" Random: Dude you suck.

Author: DressedLikeViolence http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/3297691
119. (harry potter) (5↑, 14↓)
something unexpected but apsolutly wanted [a hard stick]

g-friend - oh my goodness youv'e poped a harry potter. boyfriend- yep, you want to have some fun ?

120. (Harry Potter) (6↑, 15↓)
A guy's hairy "O" ring.

If Keith keeps screwing with me I'm gonna shove a steel pipe up his Harry Potter.

121. (Harry Potter) (10↑, 19↓)
The sexiest most incredible, hottest, lovable, knowing, trying, happy thing in the entire world. I want to bang him. in the stolen words of someone who was talking about Rupert Grint, He will father my babies\!"

1: Whatcha readin? 2:Harry Potter. 1: Orgasmistic\! i want him to father my babies. 2: Can you have sex with a book? 1:The character, retard. 2: O. What about the actor? 1: :)

122. (Harry Potter) (10↑, 19↓)
Harry Potter is a highly critisized book read by all ages. Every time there are book releases, book signings, or movies, teenagers and children alike flood in a mob of zombie-like creatures; even going in costumes. Harry Potter shouldn't be compared to Lord of the Rings at all. They do not relate in the least; LOTR - A Epic Journey of a short guy; HP - A book about a boy who whenever he is at Hogwarts, there must always be Voldemort, or some evil at the school. Harry can never attend a normal year of school, instead, faces everything from Cerberus to a snake-man. Personally, I hold nothing against the book but my HP addict of a friend has dragged me to every book release along with movie EVER made about Harry Potter.

Harry Potter - the addiction of the 21st century

123. (Harry Potter) (59↑, 68↓)
A majik, emo child who is particularly good looking and has a wicked english accent.

Harry Potter is extremely emo.

124. (Harry Potter) (43↑, 52↓)
FLIPPING AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG END OF STORY

harry potter what? AMAZING MY LIFE YES TOTALLY

125. (Harry Potter) (92↑, 101↓)
AKA: The Boy Who Lived, Potter, or Saviour of the Wizarding World Arch-enemy of the Dark Lord Voldemort, and only known survivor of the Avada Kedavra Curse. Son of the deceased [Lily Potter] and [James Potter], and best friend of [Ron Weasley] and [Hermione Granger]. Forced into a childhood of danger and risking his life for the good of others, by his mentor and headmaster [Albus Dumbledore]. God-son of the also "deceased" [Sirius Black]. Seeker on the Gryffindor Quidditch Team, and loathed enemy of fellow Seeker [Draco Malfoy]. Also, inevitable true love of [Severus Snape], but in the meantime, will shag anything that has a pulse, or not.

"Hello, I'm Harry Potter, and I've clearly got issues\!"

126. (Harry Potter) (3↑, 13↓)
A series of books that nerds are violently defensive about, evidently.

I have no interest in Harry Potter. Been reading some Bukowski, Palahniuk, Thompson, Rand... You don't like Harry Potter?\!? You must be illiterate\!\!\!\!

127. (Harry Potter) (12↑, 22↓)
After partaking in sexual intercourse and the male has ejaculated, the female often experiences cum leaking into her anus. While the cum is still present, the female may feel the urge to pass gas. Upon doing so, the noise resulting is that of a bubbling cauldron a.k.a. the Harry Potter.

"Did you hear what happened to Joe last night? His girlfriend totally Harry Pottered\!"

128. (harry potter) (33↑, 44↓)
very good and highly well-written book series about a orphan kid who's being seriously fucked up by his crappy ass aunt and uncle and then goes to a wizarding school, gets fucked up some more, etc, etc, and flies a broom and gets the hook up with asian chicks. Best Friend of a serious know-it-all bitch and a poor kid with red hair. Not related in any way to Lord of the Rings.

"Damn, Harry's aunt and uncle fucked him up." "Indeed."

129. (Harry Potter) (6↑, 19↓)
1. A random guy on a stupid war game that you're best guy friend ditches you on the phone for because he finds male interaction over the internet more amusing than actually talking to one of his best friend's who happens to be a girl. Also, this best friend who is a girl is about as close as he will get to having a girlfriend and ditching her for Harry Potter was a very stupid move. 2. A stupid enemy tank on WiiPlay named after the above ditcher's online friend because of the above situation.

1. Guy Friend: Sorry, I got to go. Girl Friend: Why? I haven't talked to you since I left for camp\! Guy Friend: Harry Potter really needs my help right now. Sorry. Girl Friend: ...Gr. Fine. Bye. 2. Girl 1: Hey, what should we name these tanks? Girl 2: Benedict Arnold, Retriever, Mutt and...Harry Potter. Girl 1: Harry Potter? Girl 2: That's the person on that stupid game I got ditched for. Girl 1: Okay. I'm gonna kill me some tank ass today\! Girl 2: *BOOM\!*

130. (Harry Potter) (22↑, 35↓)
Kids books. Phenomenally successful kids books.

"This is my third night in a row camping out in front of the Barnes and Noble for the sixth Harry Potter book with my little sister and somebody just drove by shouting 'Snape Kills Dumbledore."

Author: Going to get yelled at for this http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/2263786
131. (Harry Potter) (3↑, 17↓)
n. The hero of J.K. Rowling's epic series of the same name as its protaginist. v. to take a previously written work or idea and to adapt it into something else.

n. Harry Potter leapt forward jinxing the Death Eater with vehemence. v. The Coen brothers Harry Pottered No Country for Old Men, while Diablo Cody wrote Juno from her own head.

132. (harry potter) (27↑, 41↓)
Basically the best book series ever written, besides Lord of the Rings. The story is about a famous little [emo] boy who over-reacts about everything, and his friends who still tolerate him. J.K. Rowling is absolutely the most creative author I've ever seen. And if you insult Harry Potter, it means you haven't read it and think it's too [pussy] for you, but in reality, you aren't cool enough.

I can't wait until the July fifteenth, when Harry Potter 5 comes out in theaters\!

Author: alexisradtothemax http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/2008891
133. (Harry Potter) (18↑, 33↓)
A dishonest boy from a popular series of novels written by J.K. Rowling that claims he can do magic, ride a flying broomstick, and even vanquish the almighty Lord Voldemort, but really, always has the help of his more talented friends, including the aged gay man named Dumbledore, the dimwitted retard named Ron, and the sexy & smart girl named Hermione. Harry Potter secretly plans to kill Voldemort because he is his only competitor, then he plans to take over the Ministry of Magic and recruit more villains. Overtaking the government and Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is his main goal.

Ron was homosexual, and in love with his best friend, Harry Potter.

134. (harry potter) (12↑, 27↓)
giving anal to a girl with a abundent amount of ass hair

man last night i saw ron harry potter hermoine

Author: tripp and justin made this http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/2683052
135. (harry potter) (14↑, 29↓)
When a guy is about to cum he yells a spell from harry potter then cums in a lightning bolt on the bitch's forehead

Kevin: Last night I did a harry potter and went gryffindor on her ass.

136. (Harry Potter) (15↑, 31↓)
THE WORST BOOK EVER WRITTEN. SHITTY CHARACTERS, BAD DIALOGUE AND A BORING PLOT. TWILIGHT AND LOTR ARE SO MUCH BETTER\!\!\!

Person \#1- "Hey are you going to see the new Harry Potter movie?" Person \#2- "I would rather get hit by a bus"

137. (harry potter) (10↑, 27↓)
a person who is extremely hairy who loves to put it in little childrens butts

the harry potter put it in ginny weasleys ass

138. (Harry Potter) (4↑, 25↓)
One of the gayest book series ever written. Written for D&D nerds who live in their parents' basements and for children. As well as Satan worshippers. Often compared to an even gayer book series: Twilight.

Goth boy: OMG, Harry Potter is SO f***in' awesome\! Normal boy: STFU, you stupid gothsucker.

139. (harry potter) (14↑, 36↓)
The emo main character of the infamous Harry Potter book series by JK Rowling. Potter spends the majority of his time whining and complaining about various obstacles he must face. If wizards had ipods, his favorite band would be Fall Out Boy (or Simple Plan). He also carries quite a large ego, what with being the fated saver of the world and all. This makes him ubiquitously appealing to similarly minded readers everywhere, while also drawing criticism from others. Potter is also a discriminatory censurer of the house of Slytherin and its occupants as well as the society of muggles (maybe if the wizards trusted muggles they wouldn't seem so stupid and ignorant\!). Potter is also the creator of the most beautiful and amazing child's name known to date, Albus Severus. AS is slated to be the most popular baby name for 2008.

I saw Harry Potter getting his head deflated by Madame Pomfrey at St. Mungo's last week\!

140. (Harry Potter) (5↑, 27↓)
another word for a penis

His harry potter didn't even get that big\! He whipped out his harry potter Daniel Radcliffe showed his harry potter in Equus Harry played with his harry potter

141. (harry potter) (5↑, 30↓)
book series that is an entertaining read, but not all that original, and kind of a degrassi-like fantasy series. read lord of the rings if you wanna see ORIGINAL stuff about things more important than who's goin out with who.

friend: dude wormtail is a jerk\! he sold out harry potter's parents\! me: well rowling is a jerk because she took him from wormTONGUE, the creepy assistant to saruman in lotr. and longbottom was a hobbit weed before it was neville's last name, and aragorn was a king before aragog was a spider, and dumbledore was a creature killed by bilbo before it was a wizard dude. friend:...shit.

142. (Harry Potter) (21↑, 46↓)
When a guy [skeets] in the shape of a lightning bolt on a girl's forehead.

SO i was beating off and then I climaxed and was like ohhhahhh you know? and then I harry pottered her.

143. (harry potter) (23↑, 48↓)
Any young man between 12-18 who wears glasses, is slightly shorter than average, and too smart for they're own good. Usually social inept.

(fat homo) Get outta my way Harry Potter\! (dickhead) Look at Harry Potter over there, cracking the school computer. That's real magic right there\!

144. (harry potter) (17↑, 44↓)
One of the most popular books series of this generation it is also one of the most overrated. They each have about the same plot Harry has a horrible summer with his horrible relations that don't give him the love a boy needs even though he is obviously sooooo much better then his cousins (in the later book Harry learns about puberty and how it turns you into a bitter and angsty teenager) often Harry snaps at his family because they are just soooo mean that he can't take it. Dudley NEVER gets in trouble even though he is such a bully and soo mean and fat and stupid Harry does something stupid and almost gets in trouble, but it's not real trouble because Harry can't die yet because JK Rowling already said she was going to write 7 books. Harry goes off to have magical hogwarts learning fun at the school of witchcraft and wizardry. He gets teased about his scar and stuff by people that don't understand the pain and suffering caused by being "the boy who lived" Harry and his friends get into a minor fight Something bad happens (usually do to the dark lord voldy who was not actually defeated by "the boy who lived" just minorly inconvenienced so that Rowling could make a shitload of money) Harry and his friends must forgive each other so they can fight against "all that is evil" They defeat the evil Everybody lives happily ever after, except the bad guys, the people that died fighting the bad guys, and the Defense against the dark arts teacher (it is hogwarts tradition to sack the defense against the dark arts teacher)

All Harry potter books ever written

145. (Harry Potter) (6↑, 33↓)
To share a bed with another person

"I saw a mouse in my bed; I won't risk sleeping in it. I'll go Harry Potter with Nora."

146. (Harry Potter) (41↑, 68↓)
I fairly good series of books my J.K. Rowling although, they have been overly-hyped. Also a completely crap series of movies staring horrible young Brits who have no talent and really horrible hair.

The Harry Potter book series is worth reading while the movies are worth burning.

147. (Harry Potter) (8↑, 36↓)
The act of cumming on someone's face. The cum makes a red hot lightning bolt shape across the forehead (ideally)

e.g. "Wanna get Harry Pottered?" "God yes, you're such a fucking wizard"

148. (harry potter) (11↑, 40↓)
1. Unfortunately a series of books and films. Both are poor representations of teen life as a wizard. Predictable plot and a book for illiterate young people. Most probably Harry Potter and The Philosophers Stone the only book any [chav] [scally] or [retard] has ever read and called a book. It follows one insignificant boy through a world of toil which happens incidentally within the space of 7 years. Ironically it took 10 years to write what supposibly took 7 years to achieve from a novice wizard and takes an average reader at least a week and a half of hard core reading. Some have suggested that it is an imitation of [lord of the rings], however these people have only seen the film and have very little imagination or in the case of most people have seen nor read either and are intent on refusing that either are good or bad. 2. The name of a person who now gets ridiculed for having the same name as a boy from a book written by a millionaire.

"Why can't Harry Potter be just a name again? Oh, because someone had the ignorance of writing something so dull and predictable."

149. (harry potter) (7↑, 36↓)
When you are participating in anal sex and u stick a wand up the victims ass.

Alana got harry pottered by Scott.

150. (harry potter) (15↑, 45↓)
a highly overrated book about kid who realises he is a wizard and goes off to a boarding school called Hogwarts.He has two best friends called Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley.He also has an owl called Hedwig. i've read 5 of the books and honestly don't see what all the fuss is about.

'oMgZZZZ the new HArry P0tter b00k c0mes 0ut s00n,i'm g0nna wait in the rain 0vernight s0 that i can get the first c0py LOL\!\!\!1\!\!\!\!1one\!\!1\!1\!111\!' 'why not just go tomorrow,it's still gonna be on sale..' 'STFU\!\!11\!1\!\!I l0ve HArry POtter\!\!1\!1\!1\!\!one11\!' me:*bangs head against table*

151. (harry potter) (11↑, 44↓)
1) To get a chick reallly high 2) get a broom 3) make a lightning bolt on her forehead with jiz 4) fuck the chick with the brooom while saying "RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THE QUITTICH WORLD CUP" 5) lock her in a small cubbord under some stairs and run away

"so i was at this party and cassie got soooooo stoned that sherman Harry Pottered her" "really?" "yha she woke up in kelseys broom closet and said her ass really hurt, turns out he stuck the broom in the wrong hole" "ouch"

152. (Harry Potter) (26↑, 59↓)
Harry Potter, a wizard who has a freakish lightening bolt scar and has no luck with girls. Sucks at dancing and doesn't actually have frames in his glasses. On the other hand Harry Potter is something to read and its something that little bit different to gay romantic fantasy books that piss me off.

Hello? Everyone who says Harry Potter is gay are gay because they wouldn't be looking him up in Urban Dictionary if they didn't think he was cool\! JOKE JOKE\! :)

153. (harry potter) (32↑, 67↓)
the main character in a series of books and movies who strongly needs to become deceased in the final book/movie after which draco malfoy will become king of the world.

harry potter: ahh dracco dont kill me\! expelliarmus\! im a 6th year and thats the only flippin spell i know\! draco *aka mcdreamy*: shut up you pansy\! avada kedavra\! harry*screams like the fairy he is* im dead\!

Author: ghetto fabulous kid from sydney, mate http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/1854762
154. (Harry Potter) (26↑, 62↓)
1. Series of books for some unknown reason constantly referenced against "Lord of the Rings" 2. A CHILDREN'S series of books, which I read and thought, "hmmm, 1 and 3 were good but 2, 4, and 5 were complete garbage" but then I realized they were CHILDREN'S BOOKS - and kids would love 'em, hell, be scared to death by them, and now, whenever I work with kids and they act like Draco Malfoy I say "Behave, or I'll sick Voldemort on you\!" and they shit the bed and behave for days on end. 3. A series of books often compared to "Lord of the Rings" and then I realize that I define "apple" as an orange, segmented fruit, with an orange peel... oh wait, I'm comparing apples to oranges\!\!\!

1. "Harry Potter is not nearly as cool as Frodo Baggins" as eluded to by all the retarded dicks who feel this way and post to this webpage - see def. 1 and 3. 2. "If you little fuckers don't stop screaming, I'll go Voldemort ALL OVER YOUR ASS\!\!" - see def 2.

155. (harry potter) (19↑, 59↓)
Emo of the wizard world. He doesn't ven know it yet either. There there mr. pothead have some ickle bitza pot to make you go HIIIIIIIIIGH.

harry Potter(in secret) - LIFE SUCKS I WISH I WASNT A WIZARD WAH WAH WAH Me- hehehe emo ..

156. (Harry Potter) (37↑, 77↓)
2. A religion practiced by milllions of fanatical kids and teens. So popular you have to wonder sometimes... 1. A book by about a troubled and overly "noble" teenage wizard who has to save the world from his arch-nemisis Lord Voldemort himself (Whoot\! Any Voldie [fangirls] out there?). Harry Potter (who in my opinion should fall in love with Draco Malfoy) is poor little orphaned wizard brought up in a suburban muggle (non-magical) neighbourhood with his evil aunt, uncle and their spoiled son. Sound familiar? There's also a prophecy involved, like in every series. The writing is fine, but the brilliance is highly overrated. If you're in love with this book, think it over and ask yourself what exactly makes it so good. At times the concepts and characters could be described as quite interesting, and are fun to adapt (see [fanfiction]), although the main ones are beggining to get extremely annoying. Was okay untill the most recent book. Snogging in every chapter does not equal mature, harry was too "perfect" and good, same with Dumbledore, who was incredibly smug. Hermione had bad taste, and Ron.... Ron was just an idiot, as always. 2. A movie series that you shouldn't bother with. Bad acting, and trashy character adaptation. Look at what they did with the script *shudder*. It's all stereotypical and... pink. Try and murder me for this definition if you must, but it's all true, believe me

Crazed fan: Harry Potter is the best book in the world\! Funny how I know that cause I never read anything else\! Some human: I didn't like the first Harry Potter movie much, but I liked the dementors in the third. J.K. rowling could take over the world with her books, I bet she's secretly sending us subliminal messages already. I don't understand how anything can be as popular as Harry Potter.

157. (Harry Potter) (19↑, 60↓)
UK drug slang- Weed dealer. Sometimes contracted to [Harry]

Damn I've run out of stash, I'd better pop out and find a Harry.

158. (harry potter) (28↑, 70↓)
some idiot who thinks he's got special magic powers an goes off trying to find the guy who killed his parents and half the wizard population because he thinks that he is some how stronger than him just cause his name is harry potter.

hi there\! my names harry potter and because I have a cut on my head I can kill the most powerful dark wizard ever\!

159. (Harry Potter) (13↑, 57↓)
Poorly written books that are overly-publicized. Anyone who can read a Harry Potter book without asking yourself: Why the fuck is the print so large, why are there 4" margins all-around, and why is everything so fancy-dancey typed out - is either on drugs or has an extremely high level of patience.

Fan : I'm going to wait outside in the freezing cold in front Barnes & Noble so I can get the new Harry Potter book. Would you care to join me? Sane : You're a fucking dumbass.

160. (Harry Potter) (28↑, 72↓)
It was okay until it became marketed as aggressively as [Nintendo]'s [Pokemon] franchise. Now every new Harry Potter update is enough to induce severe migraines.

In three years time, parents across [America] and [Europe] will be too embarrased to even mention being suckered by the Harry Potter marketers.

161. (Harry Potter) (28↑, 73↓)
A messed up wizard who clearly has some mental problems. The books are brilliantly written, but, seriously... Harry obviously has some problems he needs to clear up with Dr. Phil, or something. TAKE SOME FIGGIN' VIAGRA, RICH BOY\!\!\!\!

"THEN-I DON'T-WANT-TO-BE-HUMAN\!\!\!\!\!\!" -Harry Potter Order of the Phoenix

162. (harry potter) (52↑, 99↓)
A series about a boy wizard and the sexual tension between him and his enemy Draco Malfoy and is the easiest to write [slash] about.

Draco Malfoy is obviously in love with Harry Potter and don't you deny it.

163. (Harry Potter) (11↑, 59↓)
A series of books written by a hobo by the name of [J.K Rowling] The story is about a young boy (Harry Potter) who later finds out he is a wizard, but with a deadly past that will haunt him over and over...and OVER througout the whole series. He must confront the one who killed his parents, which will take whole series to do. He is bald..and has no nose The whole story is very boring though, just the usual high school drama, mixed with an evil bald guy, and things you'd hear from Dungeons and Dragons. Sadly these book later became movies, starring little british kids. Now the movies (and books)have become huge hits, making the hobo very VERY rich. The Harry Potter movies would be the only reason why it became a hit. No movies would mean just a random book called Harry Potter probably being used as tissue paper for a hobo. (maybe j.k rowling ;D) Oh and girls seem to love it, i suppose it's due to that british kid Daniel Radcliffe who stars as Harry in the movies. (no daniel radcliffe = who gives a fuck about the books?) The pope agrees =D

Chick- Lets go watch Harry Potter for the 5th time\! Dude- Common, can't i pick a movie tonight? Chick- Your just going to pick Star Wars or LOTR\! Dude- It's better than watching some teen wizard go through puberty... Chick- Hmph\! I don't want to watch a movie anymore\! Dude- (no punany for me tonight -_-)

Author: Purple Helmet Warrior\! http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/2602646
164. (Harry Potter) (38↑, 86↓)
not good, not bad, just plain average literature. has no real artistic merit and nothing new to say about life, but at least it gets children reading.

the builder's daughter reads harry potter instead of smoking crack

165. (Harry Potter) (15↑, 64↓)
1. n. A fictional book series, starring a wizard, written by J.K. Rowling which first gained popularity in the late 1990s. Often referred to as 'Harry Potter' rather than each individual book title. 2. n. A movie series based on the books written by J.K. Rowling

1. I tried to read Harry Potter, but it wasn't very good--give me Tim LaHay any day\! 2. Chrystal made me watch Harry Potter with me--total waste of my $8\!\!

166. (harry potter) (10↑, 60↓)
a fun/fantasy book for everyone there is 5 books so far and expecting 2 more series a book that some ppls dis and hate alot cuz its gay

"harry potter is gay...harry potter is a hairy pothead" "i love harry potter...i'm obsessed"

167. (Harry Potter) (45↑, 100↓)
Childs book series. I've read them all, and don't recall a single incident of swearing, whoever said 'they curse more than my older brother' what the fuck? Is your older brother a nun? Good for getting little kids to read. Anyone who has ever read a real book and picks up Harry Potter expecting an adults book will feel insulted by their conescendingly simple plotlines, underdeveloped characters and childish language.

H4RRYP0TT3ROWNZ123: You just don't like Harry Potter because you can't read\! NormalPerson: Fuck off.

168. (harry potter) (33↑, 89↓)
An average series of books that has made an astounding amount of money for it's author, JK Rowling. Though the books aren't bad, they lack originality... it's just chiché after cliché with a few "original" ideas that are completely random and have nothing to do with anything else. The "Harry Potter" series shows a very obvious decline in JK Rowling's writing... the first one is moderately good, the second is OK, the third is average, and by the end of the series, JK Rowling is getting so full of herself that she attempts to sell the books by their popularity instead of adding actual content.

The latter books in the "Harry Potter" series are so think that they could probably have the pages ripped out and an entire unabridged dictionary could fit in the binding with room to spare.

169. (harry potter) (14↑, 70↓)
the name of a boy who just happens to be the star of a hit book series. meep, I would kill myself if that was my name...mnea

harry-hey\! boy 1-STFU n00b\! \>:O boy 2-1 4m l337\! harry-cmon guys, dont make fun of me\! boy 1-die\! and btw die\! boy 2-sorry, just..no mnea do me harry-ok boy 1-dang im left out hermoiney-you can have me boy 1-ok lets read/make out

170. (harry potter) (26↑, 85↓)
the only worse insult than ya muva

"fuck you" "fuck your muva" "HARRY POTTER\!" (he gasps with pain at such a mighty insult)

171. (Harry Potter) (15↑, 75↓)
1) A boy with a scar on his head that makes him something that no one should worship. 2) A boy with a scar on his head that makes him go insane with pain. 3) A boy with a scar on his head that told everyone he was a freak. He goes to Hogwars, how freakier can you get? 4) Something that Chris Columbus ruined totally. 5) A creation of [J.K. Rowling].

Harry Potter is such a media-whore craze.

Author: scientificprogessgoesboink http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/208995
172. (Harry Potter) (13↑, 75↓)
See Harry Pothead. Alternatively, one of the many voices within J.K. Rowlings head. It gives good advice though, followed by good books.

Harry? Oh, he lives in my head.

173. (Harry Potter) (21↑, 85↓)
totally unshaven [cooter]

That guy was all over my harry potter

174. (Harry Potter) (13↑, 77↓)
Harry Potter, a boy with a lightening shaped scar on his head.....people get obsessed with the books like...

leona deacon bought the book midnight on friday 20th of june 2003 and finished it by the morning of sat 21st of june 2003......MUPPET

175. (harry potter) (29↑, 98↓)
Overrated children's books. Why anyone would STILL FUCKING READ THEM is beyond me. There are other, more well-written books, but people instead read stupid books about a magical teenager, his two friends, and his life at Hogwarts. YAWN. Harry Potter's the only book read by otherwise illiterate morons who couldn't comprehend a much better

Fangirl: OMG TEH NEW HARRY POTTER IS OUT\!\!11 Normal person: *looks on as Barnes and Noble is overrun by dyslexic idiots, reading Shakespeare* Morons.

176. (Harry Potter) (44↑, 114↓)
Lil' emo boy with a magic stick,which he waves around and says "Crucio\!" alot. This poor lil' emo boy,his parents are dead,his shmexy God Father Sirius is dead and to make things worse his best friend is a ginger. By now you think he'd be a junkie with a bad crack habit but,curiously,he is still a straight lil emo boy who is yet to get laid. Honestly Harry,do you want me to force feed you the viagra? In conclusion,Harry Potter is a poor lil emo boy with an awful haircut and homosexual yearnings. The End.

\harry\ potterIn cinema\harry\ potter "Oh My God....mullet ville\!" Harry Potter is teh ghey,yo.

177. (harry potter) (42↑, 114↓)
A stoned fag who loves to play with his magic wand and can't get enough of the magical weed.

Harry Potter is considered incredibly homo-erotic by my friend Shannon.

178. (harry potter) (52↑, 128↓)
over-rated series of books about kids who do magic and battle bad guys. They are incredibly popular and are often compared with Lord of The Rings Anyone who even attempts to bag harry potter is immediately labeled an illiterate moron

'Today i read harry potter' 'I don't like harry potter' 'WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVEN'T READ IT YOU ILLITERATE MORON\!\!\! I WANT TO KILL YOU' 'actually i've read them a few times, they're 'just not that good...calm down, man, calm down

179. (Harry Potter) (37↑, 113↓)
a crack pot kid that thinks he's a wizard

he's a harry potter

180. (Harry Potter) (26↑, 111↓)
A series of books that is a rip off of a lot of other books. has been sued for copyright infrigements 2 or 3 times. Pretty corny and crap anyway.

the harry potter movies were quite craptacular\!

181. (Harry Potter) (38↑, 137↓)
an extremely over rated book that is hundreds of pages that no one would want to entirely go through.

Snape kills Dumbledore on page 596

Author: harrypotter sucks http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/1406956
182. (harry potter) (31↑, 131↓)
a pervert.

god that harry potter is such a pervert, he felt ginny up\!

183. (Harry Potter) (23↑, 131↓)
An inbetween book. It's not too good, not too bad. People who think they're so called 'cool' don't read it because of that. Get a life dudez.
184. (Harry Potter) (33↑, 149↓)
Harry Potter smoked The Philosophers Cone

HARRY:" O man i am so high right now i don't know where i am"

185. (harry potter) (22↑, 140↓)
A semi-entertaining though higly unoriginal book series about some kid with issues facing off dry and predictable villains. It's fun to look up the names of the characters, though. Harry Potter is a fair introduction to fantasy novels, though. Later, you can climb up to Lord of the Rings, [Discworld], or [Cthulhu] Mythos. Especially Discworld. Phrases like "Harry Potter is teh gehy" and "HARRY POTTER IS THE BESTEST THING EVAR\!\!\!\!\!" are both nonsensical.

Harry Potter isn't completely horrible. It just has crappy characters and plots. And it's unoriginal. Yeah.

186. (Harry Potter) (36↑, 159↓)
Lord of the Rings for kiddies and people with tiny attention spans who cannot stand to take the time to read and understand true works of literature. An inferior series about the escapades of the main character, Harry Potter, who bears a lightning-bolt shaped scar on his forehead where his brain was extracted.

And in the news today, lynchings and riots have been reported across the nation as Harry Potter fanboys mobbed nearly every bookstore they could find, trying desperately to get a copy of the newest installment of the Harry Potter book series, entitled "Harry Potter and the House of Ho's".

187. (harry potter) (30↑, 166↓)
Weird creation of an infertile Ginger English lady for children who like picking the wings off flies.

"Harry Potter decays young minds. Period."

Author: RENEGATUS DOT COM http://harry-potter.urbanup.com/302917
188. (harry potter) (83↑, 226↓)
Really really really HOT\!

Harry Potter is so HOT\!

189. (harry potter) (58↑, 235↓)
a horney pothead who likes hermione's boobs

harry potter sux ass

190. (harry potter) (47↑, 234↓)
harry potter is the most retarded book series. it is pretty much lord of the rings without the group of people and just one nerd who does magic and goes on "adventures". he is just trying to get laid

when nazis burn books its bad, when harry potter does it its family fun\!

191. (Harry Potter) (37↑, 248↓)
The shittiest series of books there is. Anyone who reads them or watches the movies is SERIOUSLY HIGH or a total dreamer who no one cares about thinking that they can cast a magic spell and be a magical wizard with a wand in a magical world. God people, Harry Potter is fucking gay. I will see Harry Potter in hell\! Like seriously people get a life\!\! Read a decent book idiot.

Nerdy Boy: Hey I was just reading Harry Potter, and then I did my math homework\! It was so much fun, I'm going to be a helpless nerd forever\!\! Cool Kid: Harry Potter is so fucking gay you fruity fagot\!\! Nerdy Boy: **Cries** one day you'll be sorry when I'm in the magical land of Hogwarts and you're not\! Cool Kid: Man, if I wanted to be in a magical world, I'd just smoke some coke\! You stupid nerdy Harry Potter wannabe\! Nerdy Boy: Ummm, can I have some of this magical cocaine that will take me to Hogwarts? Cool Kid: DO WAY FAG GET YOUR OWN\!

192. (Harry Potter) (43↑, 257↓)
Sorry, but any book series with as little relation to the plot from the last book as Harry Potter has is not very good. Whereas [LOTR], Timothy Zahns Grand Admiral Thrawn trilogy, and Dune all read like one 1000+ page book.

Harry Potter, I'm not dissing it but it's not really my thing.

193. (Harry Potter) (42↑, 339↓)
A horrible book written by [Yo Momma] But thanks to a group of talented directors, the movies were pretty [1337]

Me: The Harry Potter books are gay. Some fucking cunt: Have you even read them? Me: ....STFU

194. (Harry Potter) (71↑, 415↓)
A very dull series of books written by J K Rowling. Mostly plaigarised, stealing ideas from various sources such as Lord of the Rings and Bedknobs and Broomsticks, of all places. Follows the fate of Harry Potter and his journey through Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The kind of books to read when you're on a plane and have nothing better to do besides gnawing off your own arm. And for all the Americans, it's Harry Potter and the PHILOSOPHER'S Stone.

Me : "I really wanted to like Harry Potter, but I got distracted every other line trying to remember where that idea was stolen from."

195. (Harry Potter) (106↑, 465↓)
harry pothead
196. (Harry Potter) (104↑, 508↓)
The Harry Potter books in order are: Harry potter and the photographer's scone; Harry potter and the chamberpot of secrets; Harry potter and the pisser afgan; Harry potter and the Goblet of phlegm; Harry potter and the order of the penis

I "really" enjoy the harry potsmoker books.

197. (harry potter) (82↑, 589↓)
A dull piece of literature, oddly considered a classic. Flat characters with no real developement. The floor plan for what is now, and what was always intended to be, a franchise of epic proportions. Christians think it's evil.

Only soccer players, kids the ages of 8-14, and people who don't know fine literature read harry Potter. I think it's great that little Satanist have something to read and learn about or dark lord, satan\!

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